Serge: V is for… V-hic-tory


Fighting for British pride … Serge


SERGE PIZZORNO has vowed to fight the foreign invasion of my Caners League.

Kings of Leon’s CALEB FOLLOWILL, CAMERON DIAZ and KIMBERLY STEWART have all shot to the top after partying hard in the UK.

But like a rock’n’roll WINSTON CHURCHILL, Serge vowed to fight them on the beaches to keep the title British. Above I’ve mocked him up to look like our wartime leader.

Serge claims no one’s noticed his drinking achievements because he hails from Leicester.

So on Saturday the KASABIAN guitarist travelled to cool London club night This Feeling, downing a load of Remy Martin and ginger ales with singer JERSEY BUDD.

With a hectic summer festival schedule ahead, including a top slot at Glastonbury, the title is there for the taking, Serge . . .

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